Harrisburg, SD
a small city outside of Sioux Falls, which is known to be the home of hicks and fake ass hoes. everyone from Harrisburg inherently hates Brandon Valley, and nobody likes "burg" because they're actually good at sports.
dave: did you see Harrisburg, SD made it to state this year?
jack: yeah, but they won't win, they choke every year
jack: yeah, but they won't win, they choke every year