harrisonism
A phrase used to turn around any bad situation to show the bright side. Used by optimists trying to make people feel better! :)
Here are some examples of harrisonisms:
You might not have made the football team, but at least you have more time for homework! :)
There might be a test today, but at least that means we don't have a lecture! :)
You might not have made the football team, but at least you have more time for homework! :)
There might be a test today, but at least that means we don't have a lecture! :)
Harrison
A person who is very friendly at times but can be easily annoyed but is also easily pleased. A ladies’ man who prefers to be in serious relationships and loves hugs and romantic moments. Tends to adore music and ALWAYS talks about it or sings it and the girl that goes out with him is just about the cutest girl you’ll meet.
Wait, is that Harrison? Ha, not surprised she’s with him, he’s adorable!
Harrison
Harrison: a badass black dude from the streets of New York.
Subway Rider 1: Who's that guy that just got on the train? All the riders parted like Moses parting the Red Sea. Dude gets respect.
Subway Rider 2: On the streets he's known as Harrison.
Subway Rider 2: On the streets he's known as Harrison.
harrison
the most caring, and loyal boy you will ever meet. will fall for you in a heart beat and will give you butterflies in seconds. once you have him be careful, they’re rare. always keep a harrison in your life because he will give you more support and love than ur momma
that’s my sweet boy, harrison
Harrison
The most amazing boy you'll ever meet, kind to everyone, hottest looking guy you've ever seen, best style ever, makes your heart sink every time you look at him, always makes you happy no matter what state your in, gives you butterflies every time you see him, can always put a smile on your face.
have you ever met harrison? well you should because he's the most amazing person you'll ever meet.
Harrisoned
Inadvertently getting fucked over by someone you made plans with, who has no malicious intent.
Hey didn't you have plans with with Harrison today?
Yeah, but he canceled for a smash tournament.
Ha! You just got Harrisoned.
Yeah, but he canceled for a smash tournament.
Ha! You just got Harrisoned.
Harrison
A fighting Messiah whose capabilities and ultra-human strength exceed those of any being, human or non human in nature. Harrison’s true identity and age is unknown though he takes on the form of a teenage male with blonde hair. He spends his time traversing planet earth, spending the majority of his time winning at everything. Outside of his supernatural physical abilities he also has the ability to control various elements with his mind. He can change the weather in his present environment and change migration patterns of animals by will. After voluntarily offering himself for medical research in 2001 it was discovered that he is capable of using 100% of his brain’s function and over 85% of his bodies muscle fibres. He is capable of re-generating after attaining wounds. He has fought against a number of menacing opponents such as Charizard, Alien, Predator, Neo from the Matrix, those capable of using the Buddhist Palm technique, Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris, all of whom have been mercilessly beaten.
Friend: Holy shit! I think I just saw Harrison!
Other friend: No way! What was he doing?
Friend: Winning! At everything!
Other friend: That sounds like Harrison
Other friend: No way! What was he doing?
Friend: Winning! At everything!
Other friend: That sounds like Harrison