Harris Brown

The most badass sex move you can pull at a party. Once you’re sozzled, snag your cum slut and take her upstairs and start stuffin the muffin koala style. About 3 minutes in, vomit all over her stomach. Bonus points if you do it in the cooch for a green cream pie. Make sure to scream “Blamo” once you’ve done the dirty deed. After you upchuck, go outside the room and cause a scene, make sure you gaslight the whore and let everyone know she was the culprit.

A little man who is yet to hit puberty. Harry Brown's never really grow up and act incredibly immature. They lack common sense and take schooling as a joke. Many Harry's lack the ability to think about what they are doing and often result in detentions or worse repercussions. If you see a Harry Brown be sure to know that they will definitely act like a little child and not take anything seriously.

Harry Brown is amazing. He is the best friend and boyfriend anyone could ask for. He always knows how to make me laugh when I'm at my lowest. I don't know what I'd do without him. I love calling him and playing Xbox with him. I love hanging out with him in and out of school. I love waffling on to him about random stuff he probably doesn't even care about. I love how he doesn't complain when I sing too loud on call or am being so rude. I love how he apologizes for only a minor inconvenience he didn't even mean to do. I love Harry Brown with all my heart and soul. <3