Harry Potter glasses
When banging a girl from behind, you stick both your pointer fingers in her ass, and when she turns around in shock, you take your shitty fingers and circle around her eyes, making the appearance of Harry's glasses while climaxing and simultaneously yelling EXPELLIARMUS! Then you steal her broom as you run out of the house to make a quick getaway!
Brett was at the zoo, and the sight of ape shit made him give his girlfriend Harry Potter glasses.