harry the cutie
A boy so attractive and stunning that he will make you cream faster than a dairy farmer. He will make you shoot spider-webs in your underwear faster than spider-man could ever imagine. He'd make a blind man see, just so he can beat off to him.
"Oh my god, oh shit. Spider-man. It's harry the cutie, holy shit. I just shot a whole through the front of my undies with semen. I can't get enough of him."