hartnetting
A person who locks himself away in a room away from all social activities. All they do is lay down on their bed and jack off up to 8 times a day while looking at his 8th pair of new shoes. But most of all it is a chubby o'l unsocial poon who needs nothing but isolation, a hand ready jack off with, and a shoe to give himself anal with.
A man has been hartnetting for the past three weeks now and his shoes now smell like butthole.