Hartney
A ship name for Courtney and Harvey
I ship hartney
Sean Hartney
Sean is a very funny guy. He is tall dark and handsome. He is good at playing steep but he’s utter shit at fortnite. Sean will often say “I will never read the jungle book the same way” or “I will never look at a giraffe the same way”.
Ay it’s Sean Hartney
Hartney Complex
A state in which the body can not register that it is tired or wants to retire for the night.
I think I have the Hartney Complex, I haven't slept in like three days!
Hartney Helmet
A grotesquely enlarged head of the male genitalia; Resembling a lumpy potato.
Charlie's "Hartney Helmet" prevents him from participating in sexual acts with all but the largest farm animals.