hartwig
An average looking man, but he looks high all the time, he is always sick,
He usually like gaming but he is a a definition of a noob
he doesn't get that many girls...
Untils he tells them he is a diplomat.
That's when the pussies start to rain dawwwwggg!!!
Ladies with exploding ovaries all screaming "hartwig you irresistibly sexy diplomat, fuck my brains out till I'm a goldfish".
He usually like gaming but he is a a definition of a noob
he doesn't get that many girls...
Untils he tells them he is a diplomat.
That's when the pussies start to rain dawwwwggg!!!
Ladies with exploding ovaries all screaming "hartwig you irresistibly sexy diplomat, fuck my brains out till I'm a goldfish".
Girl 1:"oh he looks so average"
Girl 2:" don't be so quick to judge, he might be a hartwig after all"
Girl 1:" stop you're already making me horny"
Girl 2:" don't be so quick to judge, he might be a hartwig after all"
Girl 1:" stop you're already making me horny"
Hartwig
A generous, kind and caring man with a beautiful smile and eyes you can get lost in.
Hartwigs are always trying to bring joy and success to those around them. Sometimes at the cost of caring for others more than themselves.
If you get the chance to befriend a Hartwig, hold on tight to him, and you’ll have a partner for the rest of your life. He will always love you, maybe as a friend, best friend or lover. He will always take care of you. He´s the one you will be happy with because he´s funny, strong, creative, and loyal.
Hartwigs are always trying to bring joy and success to those around them. Sometimes at the cost of caring for others more than themselves.
If you get the chance to befriend a Hartwig, hold on tight to him, and you’ll have a partner for the rest of your life. He will always love you, maybe as a friend, best friend or lover. He will always take care of you. He´s the one you will be happy with because he´s funny, strong, creative, and loyal.
Girl 1: So I started seeing this guy. His name is Hartwig.
Girl 2: Say no more, he‘s great I suppose!
Girl 2: Say no more, he‘s great I suppose!
pulling a hartwig
when you are having anal sex with a woman and after you cum and pullout she sits down and shits all over the place.
Dave: after having anal with lisa last night she sat down and began pulling a hartwig
Nick: did you clean it up?
Dave: no my mom did.
Nick: did you clean it up?
Dave: no my mom did.