haslamed

to be attacked sexually by a girl with mono, without knowing she has mono till its too late.

dude i think i got haslamed last night this girl grapped my arm and pulled me into a bed room. Then her friend texted me this morning and told me she had mono last week.

Haslam

An attractive male monkey, little, but capable of ferocity. Physical features include very soft, fine hair and an enormous mouth full of teeth. An insatiable libido and high intelligence level render the Haslam one of the most successful and competitive of his species.

'I want to stroke that Haslam'
'Don't anger the Haslam, he bites'
'That Haslam's not small where it counts' ;)

Haslam

A Phrase Used as a compliment or to congratulate someone. Also commenly mistaken for member of islamic faith, whereas originating in greater manchester. Term created by Rob Haslam

"Go on, have a Has" or "Oh hes done a Haslam"

Haslamism

A new religion where the followers believe that amino acids are created by a certain Haslam. This religion is an add on of evolution as evolution can't seem to figure where these came from.

Michael : You evolutionists, you think you know everything, but you can't figure where those amino acids came from
Richard : Well, at least I believe in something.
Michael : So do I. I follow Haslamism

The Haslam Shake

When you go to a house party and drink so much that you shit everywhere in your friend's bathroom. #TheHaslamShake

"If you go into my bathroom, please do not do the Haslam Shake."

Michael Haslam

An Extreme Wheeler. Fucks all the bitches in town, and gets a new one every night.

Guy 1: Im so proud of myself... I had a threesome with the two hottest girls in our school last night.
Guy 2: Settle down there Michael Haslam!

Haslam

A guy who has two dads

Imagine being haslam

俚语	haslamed
释义	haslamed to be attacked sexually by a girl with mono, without knowing she has mono till its too late. dude i think i got haslamed last night this girl grapped my arm and pulled me into a bed room. Then her friend texted me this morning and told me she had mono last week. Haslam An attractive male monkey, little, but capable of ferocity. Physical features include very soft, fine hair and an enormous mouth full of teeth. An insatiable libido and high intelligence level render the Haslam one of the most successful and competitive of his species. 'I want to stroke that Haslam' 'Don't anger the Haslam, he bites' 'That Haslam's not small where it counts' ;) Haslam A Phrase Used as a compliment or to congratulate someone. Also commenly mistaken for member of islamic faith, whereas originating in greater manchester. Term created by Rob Haslam "Go on, have a Has" or "Oh hes done a Haslam" Haslamism A new religion where the followers believe that amino acids are created by a certain Haslam. This religion is an add on of evolution as evolution can't seem to figure where these came from. Michael : You evolutionists, you think you know everything, but you can't figure where those amino acids came from Richard : Well, at least I believe in something. Michael : So do I. I follow Haslamism The Haslam Shake When you go to a house party and drink so much that you shit everywhere in your friend's bathroom. #TheHaslamShake "If you go into my bathroom, please do not do the Haslam Shake." Michael Haslam An Extreme Wheeler. Fucks all the bitches in town, and gets a new one every night. Guy 1: Im so proud of myself... I had a threesome with the two hottest girls in our school last night. Guy 2: Settle down there Michael Haslam! Haslam A guy who has two dads Imagine being haslam
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