Hasselhoffed
To have ones computer screen desktop changed to a sexually suggestive picture of Hasselhoff
When my coworkers leave their computers unlocked, they get Hasselhoffed
Hasselhoffed
1. To have David Hasselhoff edited into a photograph of yourself, usually with sexually suggestive results
2. To be on the recieving end of sexual relations with David Hasselhoff
2. To be on the recieving end of sexual relations with David Hasselhoff
1. John Hasselhoffed a photo of me, now it looks like we're showering together!
2. I heard that Kiru was Hasselhoffed last night. Then again, who hasn't been?
2. I heard that Kiru was Hasselhoffed last night. Then again, who hasn't been?
Hasselhoffed
Sloppy, sh*t-faced drunk
Dude, I was so hammered last night.
Yeah, you were really Hasselhoffed
Yeah, you were really Hasselhoffed
Hasselhoffed
To get so drunk (wasted) that you sit on the floor shirtless, trying (unsuccessfully) to eat a burger while allowing your teenage daughter to film it.
Dude, I am going to get so Hasselhoffed tonight!
Hasselhoffed
To masterbate furiously to images of David Hasselhoff
Dude, We all know you don't take three showers a day, we know your hasselhoffing in there.
Hasselhoffed
1. To drink your face off after a hard day's work as in "I worked really hard this week. I'm definitely getting Hasselhoffed tonight."
2. To drink enough alchol that eating a cold burger seems like a good idea. "Dude that guy is so hasselhoffed he's eating those day old Mcdonald's fries."
2. To drink enough alchol that eating a cold burger seems like a good idea. "Dude that guy is so hasselhoffed he's eating those day old Mcdonald's fries."
"I worked really hard this week. I'm definitely getting Hasselhoffed tonight."
"Dude that guy is so hasselhoffed he's eating those day old Mcdonald's fries."
"Dude that guy is so hasselhoffed he's eating those day old Mcdonald's fries."
Hasselhoffing
The act of changing a colleague's desktop wallpaper to display the manly physique of David Hasselhoff.
Dear God man! I leave my workstation for a few moments to visit the big boys room and you've Hasselhoffed me!