Haston
A massive chode.
"He's such a Haston!!"
hastonitis
Scotish term for a rash on the penis from not washing the penis after anal sex. Catagorized as an STD in Scotland but excluded elsewhere except for the US Air Force.
Dude, I met this stripper in Guatemala and banged her in the ass. Now I've got the worst case of itchy Hastonitis
Anthony Haston
Monke man with small peen and has a weird obsession with circles.
Damn Anthony Haston is a monke
"why is there a monke running after a circle naked?" oh must be anthony
"why is there a monke running after a circle naked?" oh must be anthony
Haston
Haston is the word you use to greet Aston.
"Haston! how are you today?"