Hasty Pudding
Dropkick crown prince of Denmark, destined to destroy the Danish royal family, and infamous for selecting Mary Donaldson, an infamous bogan gold-digger and "circuit girl" for his bride - to the consternation (and amusement) of the Crowned Heads of Europe.
The Hasty Pudding was in some haste to marry down - and is regretting it all now at his leisure!