hat cunt
Super glue a mini top hat to the top of your vagina.
Dude she was so hot, but I wish she had a hat cunt.
Cunt hat
A name given to an idiot, asshole, bitch, slut, or just a random person. An insult to someone.
Emee, You're a fucking cunt hat.
cunt hat
The name given to the disposition of someone that is behaving like an arsehole, or cunt. Behaviour includes excessive swearing, name calling, selfishness, making others, including friends, feel like shit about themselves. Generally the person wearing the cunt hat is intoxicated or hungover.
Bec: "Jackie's really got her cunt hat on tonight"