hateurbate
Similar to hate-fucking, but involves you and your junk only.
Karyn is a self-loather who has to hateurbate in the morning before she showers and goes to work.
Hateurbate
Masturbating to someone you find attractive, but has unredeeming qualities to you personally.
Hateurbate: I hateurbated so hard to that beautiful idiot Sarah Palin last night.