hat full of assholes
unattractive, ugly, a site as bad as a hat full of assholes.
' that gronk you picked up last night was as pretty as a hat full of assholes '
Funny as a hat full of assholes
Hilarious behavior by one or more persons
They were as funny as a hat full of assholes.
About as useless as a hat full of busted assholes
A put down in australian slang: when someone cant do their job or play sport properly.
-you see ol' Bluey over there, yeah he's been working here for about 15 years but he's about as useless as a hat full of busted assholes.