Hathorn
This is the last name of people who really love bread. All kinds of bread, fill that shopping cart up with loafs, baguettes, waffles, baked goods, you’re a Hathorn. It is also illegal to change your last name upon marriage if you are a Hathorn.
“Bro your shopping cart is full of yeast!”
“It’s fine man, I’m a Hathorn”
“It’s fine man, I’m a Hathorn”