Antaby
A Lanky, Bald shagging machine. Often found playing FIFA or Apex Legends whilst enjoying 1 of many sick days. The Antaby has a loathing of "Going Outdoors" yet has the ability to fix a puncture with just 1 well placed comment. Under pressure to join the Virtual World, the Antaby just carries on in his favourite 2 dimensions.
Oh look girls, theres an Antaby. Not only will you get a shag, he'll fix your bike in the morning