Hatophile
Someone who steals other folks hats and ejaculates into/onto them.
Bystander 1: That person just stole that guys hat.
Bystander 2: Now look what he's doing to it!
Hatophile: hahaha mehhhehh...
Bystander 2: Now look what he's doing to it!
Hatophile: hahaha mehhhehh...