HAT Syndrome
HAT Syndrome-an incurable disease contracted through mindless installation of aftermarket car audio systems in pursuit of sound quality.
This highly contagious disease is easily transmitted through unprotected online misinformation exchange as facilitated by online sound quality forums and local audio shops which serve as mass outbreak breeding grounds.
Early stage of disease: recognition of inferior car audio sound quality leads to gradual loss of immunity against marketing bullshit and self promoting myths, this stage is also known as loss of common sense.
Intermediate stage: the fast advancing loss of common sense leads to discarding all independent brain functions and substituting them with online reassurances and photos of past installs. The disease advances into spending stage which can take place after common sense completely disappears.
Advanced stage: installation takes place either through self inflicted or pro administered application of highly priced equipment. The diseases permanently takes over host organism and continues to self sustain through exposure to concentrated nourishment present at sound quality competition events operated by fully infected organism.
The outcome: non existing brain activity as related to audio aspects of life, uncontrollable urge to spend money on equipment contaminated with more of the same disease, permanent inability to employ ears and common sense.
The susceptible portion of population can be easily identified by their gullibility, limited ability to exercise their own judgment or common sense, inability to make independent decisions.
Taken from: http://www.createforum.com/petereuro/viewtopic.php?t=1595&mforum=petereuro
This highly contagious disease is easily transmitted through unprotected online misinformation exchange as facilitated by online sound quality forums and local audio shops which serve as mass outbreak breeding grounds.
Early stage of disease: recognition of inferior car audio sound quality leads to gradual loss of immunity against marketing bullshit and self promoting myths, this stage is also known as loss of common sense.
Intermediate stage: the fast advancing loss of common sense leads to discarding all independent brain functions and substituting them with online reassurances and photos of past installs. The disease advances into spending stage which can take place after common sense completely disappears.
Advanced stage: installation takes place either through self inflicted or pro administered application of highly priced equipment. The diseases permanently takes over host organism and continues to self sustain through exposure to concentrated nourishment present at sound quality competition events operated by fully infected organism.
The outcome: non existing brain activity as related to audio aspects of life, uncontrollable urge to spend money on equipment contaminated with more of the same disease, permanent inability to employ ears and common sense.
The susceptible portion of population can be easily identified by their gullibility, limited ability to exercise their own judgment or common sense, inability to make independent decisions.
Taken from: http://www.createforum.com/petereuro/viewtopic.php?t=1595&mforum=petereuro
HAT Syndrome can be found at the following web sites.
http://www.hybrid-audio.com/
http://www.soundsolutionsaudio.com/forum/index.php?showforum=74
http://www.diymobileaudio.com/forum/index.php
http://www.hybrid-audio.com/
http://www.soundsolutionsaudio.com/forum/index.php?showforum=74
http://www.diymobileaudio.com/forum/index.php
Cat in the Hat Syndrome
Once you start rhyming, to not be able to stop. You won't intend on this, it just happens.
I was being a smartass the other day, rhyming everything. An hour later, I came down with Cat in the Hat Syndrome.
Benign Hat Pressure Syndrome.
Also known as BHPS.
A harmless condition in which the catalyst event is inadvertently bought about by the victim wearing a hat for novelty purposes, while they are not generally accustomed to wearing one.
They do this under marijuana inebriation.
The marijuana ingestion causes vagueness and temporary loss of short term memory in the victim, and the irregular use of the hat becomes forgotten.
The victim senses the anomalous pressure caused by the hat, and perceives it to be something akin to a "headache", an imbalance, or loss in equilibrium.
For treatment of BHPS, identification of the cause (see: hat) and removal will result in alleviation of the symptoms.
This results in a return to relative normalcy, and increased feelings of joy in the (now) former victim.
Most often, identification will be made by a secondary party - Hat removal procedures can be performed by either of the aforementioned, a nigh-immediate improvement will be noted thereafter.
The syndrome has been known to recur at times of subsequent marijuana usage.
A harmless condition in which the catalyst event is inadvertently bought about by the victim wearing a hat for novelty purposes, while they are not generally accustomed to wearing one.
They do this under marijuana inebriation.
The marijuana ingestion causes vagueness and temporary loss of short term memory in the victim, and the irregular use of the hat becomes forgotten.
The victim senses the anomalous pressure caused by the hat, and perceives it to be something akin to a "headache", an imbalance, or loss in equilibrium.
For treatment of BHPS, identification of the cause (see: hat) and removal will result in alleviation of the symptoms.
This results in a return to relative normalcy, and increased feelings of joy in the (now) former victim.
Most often, identification will be made by a secondary party - Hat removal procedures can be performed by either of the aforementioned, a nigh-immediate improvement will be noted thereafter.
The syndrome has been known to recur at times of subsequent marijuana usage.
He thought there was something wrong.
There wasn't.
It was merely a case of Benign Hat Pressure Syndrome.
Removal Procedure began immediately upon identification.
There wasn't.
It was merely a case of Benign Hat Pressure Syndrome.
Removal Procedure began immediately upon identification.
glued hat syndrome
condition that happens after you put a hat on after a haircut and can’t take it off. To cure you have to be shown ass or boobies.
Hey let me see ur haircut. I can’t i have glued hat syndrome.