Have a Day

A phrase used to commemorate a dominant athletic performance, usually by an individual player.

An intended derivative and omission of “nice” from the far more colloquial “have a nice day”. Said as a bare minimum “polite” response when one is aggravated or feels sleighted.

It’s polite in the sense that it intuitively sounds like have a nice day and basically implies that the speaker cares enough about the recipient that they hope the recipient doesn’t die...at least for today.

However it’s also borderline rude, and could be perceived as a way of indirectly telling someone to fuck off, depending on the context. It intentionally omits “nice,” implying that the speaker is either in a general not-nice mood, or does not care about the recipient enough to wish them a nice day per se. Still more graceful than telling someone to piss off, as you can always feign ignorance to any malicious intent.

1. Sophisticated equivalent to "Doh!"
2. A neutral way of greeting someone.

A more polite way of saying "fuck off", usually used when someone has been annoying for a long time and he who says it is at his wit's end.

A sarcastic form of congratulations.

In other words, you are a terrible person who brings nothing but negativity and unpleasantness to everyone around you so I hope your day is just as negative and unpleasant as you are

A day you have sex with your partner or crush.