have a seat over there
The act of being caught red handed, especially for something sexually explicit. Derived from Chris Hansen of Dateline NBC's "How to Catch a Preadator." See dead to rights.
Man A: (at the bar, to man B)I don't bang fat chicks.
Man B: (walks in on Man A the following morning, fat chick in bed) Have a seat over there.
Man B: (walks in on Man A the following morning, fat chick in bed) Have a seat over there.