I don't have a dick to give
When you have the desire to give advice or weigh in on a situation, but you don't have the information or expertise needed to do so. No tools in the toolbox despite a desire to help. (Typically used by those without dicks, but could be quirkily used by those who do.)
Them: "Hey can you help me translate this love letter? It's written in Polish."
Me: "Ah, sorry buddy, I don't have a dick to give on this one."
Me: "Ah, sorry buddy, I don't have a dick to give on this one."
do robots have dicks
Said by kokichi oma in danganronpa v3: killing harmony
kokichi: do robots have dicks
keebo: THATS ROBOPHOBIC
keebo: THATS ROBOPHOBIC
i have a tiny dick
You
Guy 1: I have a massive dick
Guy 2: Well i have a tiny dick
Guy 1 : hahaha
Guy 2: Well i have a tiny dick
Guy 1 : hahaha
I have a big dick
Response "Good for you"
"I have a big dick"
"Good for you"
"Good for you"
Oni chan I have dick
This term is used in Japanese hentai normally filming a young child with a fold man this man is ready to have sexual intercouse with the young child (which in the west is considered pedophile) this man is then told “oni chan I have a dick” normally the man is not phased by this and goes in for the tight pum.
Oh oni chan I have dick if you forget
OH THAT DOESNT MATTER LOVE
The man below is a know sex offender
OH THAT DOESNT MATTER LOVE
The man below is a know sex offender
Like if you have a big dick
A simple trick designed so that when you get a large sum of likes you edit the comment to say “Like if you have a small dick” successfully fooling all those who liked
Damn man, I liked a ‘like if you have a big dick’ comment and he changed it to say ‘like if you have a small dick’
does a hobby horse have a hickory dick?
A response to an obvious "yes" question.
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