Have you got land?
A come on or chat up line, usually found in use in the west of Ireland, especially in Limerick by students who come from a farming background. At the present moment not one person has scored using this chat up line.
Farmer walks into a bar sees a beautiful woman:
Man: "Have you got land?"
Woman: "..." (stares at him and walks away)
Man: "Have you got land?"
Woman: "..." (stares at him and walks away)