Hawaiian Jabbawocky
The sexual act of inserting a straw into a significant other's ass and slurping out the diarrhea and spitting it on your partner.
Guy #1: "Dude, some girl asked me last night to Hawaiian Jabbawocky her.
Guy #2: "Did you do it?"
Guy #1: "No..."
Guy #2: "I would have..."
Guy #2: "Did you do it?"
Guy #1: "No..."
Guy #2: "I would have..."