Hawkeye Vodka
The shittiest of all the shitty vodkas proudly drunk by teens, college students and alcoholics of the hawkeye state (Iowa). Hawkeye is well known for its awful taste which leaves your eyes watering and its dangerously low price (A handle can be bought for a mere $10).
"Hey Chad, are we still going to make these pledges drink a whole 750 of Hawkeye Vodka before sunrise? "