hawthorne

Neighborhood in Southeast Portland with a reputation for being progressive, creative and all things counter-culture, though rapidly succumbing to californication.

The act of pissing and shitting at the same time.

Going to the toilet (or anywhere else) to piss and shit.

Urinating and Defecating in the same session.

Origin: A team/club in the Australian Football League named Hawthorn (Hawks), their team colours are brown and gold (the colours of shit and piss respectively.

Area south of Los Angeles International Airport known for it's jankiness.

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A spiky bush or tree found in Europe, northwestern Africa, and western Asia. Reaches 13 feet in height and grows along the edges of woods and forests. Has smooth, gray bark and sharp thorns which grow along the branches. The leaves are dark green with shiny, bluish-green undersides, and have irregular tooth margins. Snow white flowers bloom from May to June and grow in terminal corymbs.

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One of the two flowers for the month of May

The Hawthorn Football Club is an AFL team comprising of 22 players, 1 coach and a president. They love nothing more than winning games and celebrating by giving each other wristy's in the change rooms. Thier spectators are also adept in arrogant celebration. Often you can see them at the MCG giving themselves wristy's when buddy kicks a goal or when Jeff wears his gold and brown coat. Despite thier overshowing of love towards themselves and eachother, they did claw back remnants of credibility by trading Cambell Brown.

a neighborhood around the outskirts of Baltimore City, it used to be a good quite place...now its an addict infested paradise filled with drugs and whores. But, on the bright side, you will not find a greater amount of diversity anywhere else besides baltimore. smoking, drinking, and being a stoner are a must down here, it is a way of life and death. Its filled with scene kids, preps, emos, goths, juggalos, rednecks and so on...and let's not mention the constant drama and fights. The police swarm this place making it hotter than hell, when there is really no true need (honestly)...you see dealers, thugs, and loser native americans everywhere...there are people who keep it real, but there are also alot of stuck up motherfuckers (GOD THEY NEVER GO AWAY)...the rats wonder the streets day and night, it is junk-filled, dirty, and trashy...but it is where I lay my head and call home

blue collar white people
hamlet consisting of construction workers, cops, and firemen
pretty boring place, not much to do, rows of hoses and small buildings, and many many guidos
only good place to go is white plains a mile away for malls