Hawversation

The practice of inserting random, unrellated references to Einstein, Asimov, Plato, etc into conversations about subjects such as food, birthdays, and air movement, confusing and baffling the other party. NOTE: Hawversation can have the effect of rendering its recipient incapacitated, almost to the point of unconciousness. For this reason, Hawversation is being considered as a powerful weapon in the war on terror.