Hayride
gay sex in which at least one participant is a country boy.
After moving to the farm Noah enjoyed a hayride with Luke.
Hayride
When a girl is riding your dick and you haven't shaved your pubes in a long time.
Bro 1: Hey bro my girl went for a hayride yesterday
Bro 2: Thats nasty bro go groom yourself
Bro 2: Thats nasty bro go groom yourself
Hayride
When a man or woman sits on the face of a dude with a medium to long beard.
Look at that guy with beard... I'd love to take a hayride on that.
Hayride
An extremely exciting ride, on erm…hay around a farm. The ride usually lasts much too long, and you freeze your ass off. Comes in boring, and boring with haunted freaks varieties.
Our school forced us to go on a hayride for homecoming again, DAMMIT!
Hayride
A very unattractive guy that hits on every woman he can.
"This guy was totally flirting with me, but I am not into him because he is such a hayride."
hayride
Multiple sexual acts which occur in a rural setting, esp. around or near hay, usually in a barn, always between young men in their late teens.
"Man, Noah is uptight. Hasn't Luke taken him for a hayride, yet?" or "Luke and Noah took a very long hayride yesterday; the barn floor is really sticky."
Other usage: "If Noah doesn't get to ride the hay soon, he will explode."
Other usage: "If Noah doesn't get to ride the hay soon, he will explode."
hayride
A hayride is a pleasure ride in an open truck, wagon or sleigh which has been decorated with hay or straw and similar farmlife paraphernalia. In modern times it is usually organized commercially and takes place at night.
Hayrides on Halloween are often dubbed as 'haunted hayrides'. During Fall, in Colorado and Other Great Plain states, a hayride may feature a stop at a Pumpkin Patch where passengers can pick a Pumpkin.
Hayrides on Halloween are often dubbed as 'haunted hayrides'. During Fall, in Colorado and Other Great Plain states, a hayride may feature a stop at a Pumpkin Patch where passengers can pick a Pumpkin.
I took my daughters to Pumpkin festival, there were hayrides, face paiting and pumpkin decorating.