haysome
The act of fornicating in a hayloft, or pile of hay.
"Lets go to that barn and have a haysome"
Matty Haysom
Matty is the best guy friend you could have he is funny, has rugged good looks, is perfect in every possible way and is also a horny beast that never rests. His smile and flirtatious ways will drag you in faster than you ever thought possible.
He is perfect dating material.. If you want to date a god.
He is perfect dating material.. If you want to date a god.
"I wish I was Matty Haysom."
"That guy over there, is Matty Haysom. He has the whole package"
"That guy over there, is Matty Haysom. He has the whole package"