Hazzabrodude
Once you find a Hazzabrodude, never let him go. He supplies you with EVERYTHING and ANYTHING you ever as for! He is a beautiful man who wears slides around school with his Tellytubby costume and gives zero fucks. A man like this is rare to find, once you find a Hazzabrodude, never let him go.
Teacher 1: Whose the fuck wearing the Tellytubby costume?
Teacher 2: Obviously the HAZZABRODUDE!!!!!!!!
Teacher 2: Obviously the HAZZABRODUDE!!!!!!!!