Anthony Cumia

Someone who has phony hair, pockmarks, no friends, fake teeth, an unquenchable thirst for transsexual peckahs, and a mooching loser brother who spends all day ranting about black people and politics on Twitter and blocking any- and everyone who disagrees with or insults him in an effort to create a safe space for himself. He's also a pedophile, racist, woman-biting loser.