Beaver Heaver
When one is fellating another and vomits on their genitals, and then, proceeds to engage in coitus with their partner using the expelled contents as lubrication to achieve skeetdom.
a) "That Beaver Heaver, Harold, spewed his dinner in my clam and plowed me into 2012 until he skeeted. I didn't wake up until Tuesday and my boss fired me. I smell like Taco Bell now."
b) "Man, Tony, that slag was so dry I had to beaver heave into her snatch just to beast the broad and get my skeet-skeet on."
b) "Man, Tony, that slag was so dry I had to beaver heave into her snatch just to beast the broad and get my skeet-skeet on."
bairy heaver
Swap the two first letters around to correct it.
Another name for a jungle of wisdom
A hairy vagina
Another name for a jungle of wisdom
A hairy vagina
"Damnn Girl thats one bairy heaver"
spear heaver
A term to describe an African who can carry a lot of spears on their back.
That spear heaver over there is hauling a lot of spears
heavers
A thot
That girl is such heavers
Heaver
When you can't pronounce the name Heather properly and resort to a 'V' sound.
" Heaver! Tidy your room!"
Dawson Heaver
That one quiet white kid you bullied in 3rd grade and regret it now, HE will shoot up your school if you try to roast his xeno verse 2 skills. This man is truly the whitest person to ever walk this planet.
That kid is such a Dawson Heaver, he never talks and he listens to pumped up kicks in his free time
heavered
When a young boy called JB gets into YP
“Oh look I think this Saturday night i’m going to get Heavered”