heavy thway

Heavy Thway was born in the darkest chasms of Morder. Forged by Sauron himself no one knows if he is man, beast, or merely legend. Spotted at various times in history, his alleged 8 foot penis has conquered many kingdoms (Egypt, Rome and Athens to name a few). He can only be killed at midnight on January 12th of a leap year, by pouring cold barbecue sauce in his ear while repeatedly penetrating him with a fork. May he live long, and gift us with his presence for many a day.

"Yo I thought I saw Heavy Thway yesterday but it turned out it was The Rock on steroids wielding a huge dildo. Easy mistake"

俚语	heavy thway
释义	heavy thway Heavy Thway was born in the darkest chasms of Morder. Forged by Sauron himself no one knows if he is man, beast, or merely legend. Spotted at various times in history, his alleged 8 foot penis has conquered many kingdoms (Egypt, Rome and Athens to name a few). He can only be killed at midnight on January 12th of a leap year, by pouring cold barbecue sauce in his ear while repeatedly penetrating him with a fork. May he live long, and gift us with his presence for many a day. "Yo I thought I saw Heavy Thway yesterday but it turned out it was The Rock on steroids wielding a huge dildo. Easy mistake"
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