Heckathorn
The shitty last name you get stuck with when giving in and marrying your boyfriend after years of him begging. It would be advised to keep your maiden name, girls. Often leads to misunderstandings and misspellings and it takes forever to sign your name.
Heck-a-thorn, dude. Just like its spelled. Heckathorn is a horrible last name.
heckathorne
A Heckathorne is someone who is epic, cool, and overall awesome. They get made fun of for their last name a lot but overall are hotter than Noah Beck and could beat Usain bold in a race.
“Have you seen Caleb Heckathorne? He is so hot I want to have consensual intercourse with him.”