heebery
n.: a derogatory term describing an act of cheapness, greed, or selfishness; often associated with jewbag.
"What the hell, Harvey, you have an entire bag of candy and I can only have two pieces? HEEBERY!"
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Mona eyed quite a lot of designer bags at the free spaghetti supper, and began to suspect heebery.
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Mona eyed quite a lot of designer bags at the free spaghetti supper, and began to suspect heebery.