Heejee-weejee
A handjob from a very tall girl. Usually results in chaffing, blueballs, and general regret. Keystone Light can be used as a lubricant.
Alex "Hey bro, last night I got a Heejee-weejee from this tall chick!"
Sam "How was it?"
Alex "It sucked, I could have done better myself. Now my dick is chaffed."
Sam "How was it?"
Alex "It sucked, I could have done better myself. Now my dick is chaffed."