Hegewisch
The safest, cleanest & greatest neighborhood in Chicago. Hegewisch is where East Side people move to when they finally realize that their pathetic little lives are shit.
Person 1: I can't believe I've lived like this for so long! I'm getting the fuck out of the East Side!
Person 2: Damn bro! Where are you going?
Person 1: Hegewisch!
Person 2: You lucky motherfucker! Do you need a roommate?
Person 2: Damn bro! Where are you going?
Person 1: Hegewisch!
Person 2: You lucky motherfucker! Do you need a roommate?
Hegewisch
The smelliest, dirtiest, and dumbest part of Chicago.
Hegewisch wishes it was as cool as the East Side
Hegewisch
place were durty people live, like someone named Ogre.
hegewisch has a bunch of ogres that live there, and is nowhere close to being as good as the EAST SIDE.
Hegewisch
A suburb near Indiana. Has many break ins and liberal people. Many feminists also. Gas and smokes are cheap so that’s cool eh?
Oh my god. I’m going to throw a sick banger in Hegewisch next week.