Heidizzle
A person, animal or computers teacher who exhibits a fanatical obsession with Bon Jovi and witchcraft. Often found in auditoriums, but also found in Binkys. Extremely hot, to the point of explosive. Injects Bon Jovi into veins. Bon Jovi. Bon Jovi. Bon Jovi.
Oh yes dude, my girlfriend is a total Heidizzle!