heimer
A person exhibiting severe ignorance and inability to comprehend simple ideas. Derived from the 90's insult "dingleheimer".
"This heimer just came into my computer shop and asked for a cable for his 'immodium'."
"My friend just asked if there was a trick to flushing my toilet. What a heimer."
"My friend just asked if there was a trick to flushing my toilet. What a heimer."
Heimered
A brief way of describing the act of forgetting something short-term. As in having short-term Alzheimer's Disease.
Guy 1: Dude, I just sat down at my computer getting ready to Google something then all of a sudden I Heimered.
Guy2: Man, I hate when I do that.
Guy2: Man, I hate when I do that.
Heimer
1. Noun: A girl who plays a guy while she has no real interest in him. Heimer's will often hit on multiple men at once and often hide the fact they have a boyfriend.
2.Verb: To play a guy, or to steal something
2.Verb: To play a guy, or to steal something
1. That chick was hitting on me all night and the whole time she had a bf, she is a total heimer.
2. I was hitting my juul last night and somebody snagged it from my pocket, i was totally heimed
2. I was hitting my juul last night and somebody snagged it from my pocket, i was totally heimed
heimer syndrome
To use metaphors non-stop such as using 7 or more metaphors in a 1 hour lecture.
Man, he musta used at least 20 metaphors on that lecture of the big bang theory. He must be suffering from the heimer syndrome
Heimer Syndrome
A syndrome that plagues teachers across the globe, causing them to constantly use obscure metaphors to explain fairly basic concepts.
Guy 1: "English class was hell today. I swear, if Mrs.Purcell uses one more metaphor to talk about paragraph structure, I'm gonna punch her in the face."
Guy 2: "Could she have Heimer Syndrome?"
Guy 1: "Possibly, but I'll still punch her in the face."
Guy 2: "Could she have Heimer Syndrome?"
Guy 1: "Possibly, but I'll still punch her in the face."
deegen heimer
A Palm Desert region slang word that refers to a homie.
"what up deegen heimer, we rollin this blunt or what"
part-heimers
A loss of brain function that occurs with certain conditions, such as someone out of the loop; working part-time and not having the updated information; forgetting an important fact; being in the age range from 25 - 100 and part way to having the condition of alzheimers. A take off of the word "alzheimers".
A person corrected for giving out incorrect information would, "Sorry, it must be my part-heimers."