Anti-bac Fap

When your Fapping and need some lube but you have nothing other than a bottle of Antibacterial Hand sanitiser, of course you use it anyway because its all you've got and lets be honest the 'old boy' needed a good wash anyway.

John: Morning Dave, what did you get up to last night?
Dave: Oh not much, I did have an Anti-bac Fap whilst watching Django tho.

John: I just think its great that you'll admit that. What the fuck is wrong with you?
Dave: Well I ran out of lube and to be honest I couldn't be arsed to shower today anyway.

俚语	anti-bac fap
释义	Anti-bac Fap When your Fapping and need some lube but you have nothing other than a bottle of Antibacterial Hand sanitiser, of course you use it anyway because its all you've got and lets be honest the 'old boy' needed a good wash anyway. John: Morning Dave, what did you get up to last night? Dave: Oh not much, I did have an Anti-bac Fap whilst watching Django tho. John: I just think its great that you'll admit that. What the fuck is wrong with you? Dave: Well I ran out of lube and to be honest I couldn't be arsed to shower today anyway.
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