heinous with gayness
A thing or situation that heinously lame and annoying.
We took the afternoon off to make the appointment, but they canceled as we showed up. That is just heinous with gayness.
heinous anus gayness
A situation involving heavy sexual deviance of the rectum amid a furious homosexual encounter.
Bob: I heard Frank had to get reconstructive surgery on his asshole after spending an evening with Don.
Gerald: Just one night? Damn, there must have been seriously heinous anus gayness afoot.
Gerald: Just one night? Damn, there must have been seriously heinous anus gayness afoot.