hejack
When a woman is speaking, and a man takes the conversation away from what the woman was talking about
Jill: Oh yes, my trip to Italy was fantastic, the cheese was divi-
Bret: Did everyone hear they're closing the donut shop in Durham??
Jill: (muttering) That b*tch hejacked me
Bret: Did everyone hear they're closing the donut shop in Durham??
Jill: (muttering) That b*tch hejacked me