helemon

Helemon is an elder God, residing at the right hand side of Zeus in Olympus. It is not known exactly what Helemon is the god of, although it is speculated that he probably has control over everything in this universe (and probably some of the other ones too). It is well known to most people that for those who wish to live a happy and fulfilling life, one must pray to Helemon as much as possible (for optimal living standards pray at least 5 times a minute, and not just about random shit either, say stuff like thankyou for the trees and shit oh great Helemon. Yea.)

Another interesting Helemon fact is that he will actually appear behind you and scream 'HELEMON' as soon as you read the words 'helemon 4eva'