helicopter kid
A child who is simply not ready for the harsh realities of real life because they were coddled too much as a child. Helicopter kids come in many forms and do many things to signify that they are indeed, helicopter kids. For example:
Follow you around the room when having a conversation
Eat out a lot despite not having a job
Cant live in a house without a heater
Ask for permission to do mundane shit
Gets paranoid as shit whenever anything slightly illegal happens in their vicinity
Overall a beta human being
Follow you around the room when having a conversation
Eat out a lot despite not having a job
Cant live in a house without a heater
Ask for permission to do mundane shit
Gets paranoid as shit whenever anything slightly illegal happens in their vicinity
Overall a beta human being
“Should we invite ___ over tonight?”
“Dude no, they’re such a ducking helicopter kid, they’ll ruin everyone’s night.”
“Dude no, they’re such a ducking helicopter kid, they’ll ruin everyone’s night.”