hellasexual
Someone who finds only men and women from Northern California to be sexually attractive
Shirley secretly watches janky porn from Sacramento. She's closeted and doesn't want her parents to know that she's a hellasexual.
Hellasexual
The sexuality that refers to people with a high sex drive, or libido, or all round desire for sexual activity.
Me: “Hey you look hella horny!”
You: “Yeah that’s because I’m hellasexual.”
You: “Yeah that’s because I’m hellasexual.”