Hellmanian Sock
The Hellmanian Sock is a Minimalist style of clothing in which the foreskin is put over the testicels. If you wear it you re not naked, because you still wear the Helmanian sock.
Bro why are you naked?
> I’m not naked, i‘m wearing the Hellmanian Sock.
> I’m not naked, i‘m wearing the Hellmanian Sock.