hellmich

Every team has that "one guy". You know who I'm talking about. The one that sits in the corner stinking up the place. The guy that cooks cauliflower in the microwave. The guy that has the smelly shoes under his desk. The guy that WFH but is never online all day. We call this type of guy...the Hellmich. He's also known to spend long stretches of time in the bathroom washing his hands for no reason.