Hell's Campfire

When you urinate on a fire to put it out, but you don't know that urine is highly flammable and the fire travels up your stream and you get 3rd degree burns on your penis.

Camper 1: "Alright once we put out this fire and then we can leave."
Camper 2: "We don't have any water"
Camper 1: "I'll just piss on it."
Camper 2: "No don't! You'll get a Hell's campfire!"
Camper 1: "Yeah you're right lets just go."
(Smoky the Bear rapes both campers to death. Puts out fire)
Smoky the Bear: "Only you can prevent wildfires!"

俚语	hell's campfire
释义	Hell's Campfire When you urinate on a fire to put it out, but you don't know that urine is highly flammable and the fire travels up your stream and you get 3rd degree burns on your penis. Camper 1: "Alright once we put out this fire and then we can leave." Camper 2: "We don't have any water" Camper 1: "I'll just piss on it." Camper 2: "No don't! You'll get a Hell's campfire!" Camper 1: "Yeah you're right lets just go." (Smoky the Bear rapes both campers to death. Puts out fire) Smoky the Bear: "Only you can prevent wildfires!"
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