hell’s butthole
After getting discharged in Vietnam, Grandpa created hell’s butthole out of desperation. A blend of Bacardi 151, Everclear, and some dragon fruit juice, it lived up to it’s name after he had to get his stomach pumped and a catheter for the rest of his life.
Damn dude! After Wayne slammed down some hell’s butthole, he ran around naked and took a shit on the feds’ cars!