helmate
When a man called Danjal can't spell on msn for shit
just thinking about asking you for a lift, don't want the cops seeing me without a helmate... so a lift to the bus stop would have been good
HELMATIZED
THE ACT OF BEING DETOURED FROM THE TASK AT HAND DUE TO THINGS SUCH AS CELL PHONE USE, CHATTING NOGGIN'S OFF, AND, DISCUSSING ALL TERRAIN VEHICLES.
"MICHAEL STANLEY HAS BEEN HELMATIZED MOST OF THE DAY, TODAY."